When I arrived at my office this morning, my team pointed out to me that I had something on my shirt and jeans. It turns out…
It was bird shit.
I don’t know how a bird managed to shit all over my cute outfit on my walk to work today without me noticing. I was just grateful it missed my hair.
I decided to run home to change and run back to work because I didn’t want to sit in bird-shit-covered clothes all day. Thank goodness I only live 10 minutes away.
But it got me thinking.
What if I didn’t live so close to my office? What if I had an appointment with a client first thing in the morning? My Tide To Go Pen wasn’t going to cut it this time. I need to be more prepared for things like this!
I keep several pairs of shoes and a jacket at my office, but I need to start keeping a full change of clothes.
How many times have you spilled coffee on yourself – or even worse, someone else spilled their lunch on you and you wanted to flip them the bird? (pun intended)
Men, you should always keep an extra dress shirt and tie in the office. You never know when you’re going to have an impromptu meeting. Pasta sauce is attracted to ties; so is soy sauce.
The moral of the story: Save yourself the stress and the time; keep an extra costume change in your office.
Do you keep extra clothes at your office?
What other kinds of things do you keep at your office in case of an emergency?
Has a bird ever shat on you? Do you say “shit” or “shat”?
Do you think it’s really good luck when a bird shits on you?
TELL ME IN THE COMMENTS.
This just happened to my friend Louise, but in her brunch. The birds in Chelsea are out of control….